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--- src/read.c.orig Sat Jul 22 18:04:06 2000
+++ src/read.c Thu Jan 25 18:46:03 2001
@@ -62,6 +62,24 @@
return(1);
#ifdef TOURIST
} else if (scroll->otyp == T_SHIRT) {
+ static const char *shirt_msgs[] = {
+ "I explored the Dungeons of Doom and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!",
+ "Is that Mjollnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?",
+ "It's not the size of your sword, it's how #enhance'd you are with it.",
+ "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Lifetime Customer",
+ "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Employee of the Month",
+ "Ludios Vault Guards Do It In Small, Dark Rooms",
+ "Yendor Military Soldiers Do It In Large Groups",
+ "I survived Yendor Military Boot Camp",
+ "Ludios Accounting School Intra-Mural Lacrosse Team",
+ "Oracle(TM) Fountains 10th Annual Wet T-Shirt Contest",
+ "Hey, black dragon! Disintegrate THIS!",
+ "I'm With Stupid -->",
+ "Don't blame me, I voted for Izchak!",
+ "Don't Panic", // HHGTTG
+ "Furinkan High School Athletic Dept.", // Ranma 1/2
+ "Hel-LOOO, Nurse!", // Animaniacs"
+ };
char buf[BUFSZ];
int erosion;
@@ -72,13 +90,7 @@
u.uconduct.literate++;
if(flags.verbose)
pline("It reads:");
- Sprintf(buf, "I explored the Dungeons of Doom, %s.",
- Hallucination ?
- (scroll == uarmu ?
- /* (force these two to have identical length) */
- "and never did any laundry..." :
- "and couldn't find my way out") :
- "but all I got was this lousy T-shirt");
+ strcpy(buf, shirt_msgs[scroll->o_id % SIZE(shirt_msgs)]);
erosion = greatest_erosion(scroll);
if (erosion)
wipeout_text(buf,
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